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DesktopWeb FormText   vibrating luggageWed, 15 Dec 2004 06:18:39 GMT # 

was boarding the plane and my carry-on started making a loud buzzing noise. had to wait for people to get seated before i could get to my seat and rummage through my bag to turn whatever it was off. everybody i walked past was looking around to see what was going on. one girl turns to me and says "that better be a razor". then the fight club scene hit me ... "Nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor. But, every once in a while" ... it's an electric toothbrush