the doorbell just rang, and i wasn't expecting anybody. there is a lady at the door, 30 something. she apologizes for disturbing me and then asks to share a scripture from the bible. i say 'NO' (capitalized, because i said it loud). she asks if i'm interested in the bible. my answer was to point to the shirt i was wearing, which just so happened to be an FSM shirt! she looked confused ... but she left.
of course, if a door-to-door atheist (they don't exist) ever came to my door, then i'd send them away too.