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	<!--knock knock-->
	<joke>
		<setup>Norma Lee</setup>
		<punchline>Norma Lee I'd call before I come over.</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Sarah</setup>
		<punchline>Sarah good show on TV tonight?</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Boo</setup>
		<punchline>Don't cry -- it's only a joke!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Dexter</setup>
		<punchline>Dexter Halls With Boughs Of Holly, falalalalalalalala!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Gladys</setup>
		<punchline>Gladys not raining outside!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Oliver</setup>
		<punchline>Oliver friends are coming over for a party tonight!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Amos</setup>
		<punchline>A mosquito bit me!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Andy</setup>
		<punchline>And he bit me again!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Pencil</setup>
		<punchline>Pencil fall down if you're not wearing a belt!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Abby</setup>
		<punchline>Abby Birthday To You!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Wayne</setup>
		<punchline>Wayne-Wayne-Go Away-Come Again Some Other Day!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Carl</setup>
		<punchline>Car'll get you there faster than a bike!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Yah</setup>
		<punchline>I didn't know you were a cowboy!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Dismay</setup>
		<punchline>Dismay seem funny to you, but I'm scared!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Justin</setup>
		<punchline>Justin time - I thought you were never going to answer the door!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Eileen</setup>
		<punchline>Eileen this way and you lean that way!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Little Old Lady</setup>
		<punchline>I didn't know you could yodel!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>k c</setup>
		<punchline>k c kicks ass!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<!--one liners-->
	<!--joke>
		<setup>Why do witches have brooms for flying?</setup>
		<punchline>Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?</setup>
		<punchline>A sour-puss</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?</setup>
		<punchline>Because he didn't have any guts!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>What tops off a ghost's sundae?</setup>
		<punchline>Whipped scream</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?</setup>
		<punchline>Doug</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?</setup>
		<punchline>Douglas</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>What's a monster's favorite bean?</setup>
		<punchline>A human bean</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Why did Tigger look down the toilet?</setup>
		<punchline>Because he was looking for Pooh!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Why didn't the bicycle stand up?</setup>
		<punchline>Because it was two-tired!</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>What's a ghost's favorite dessert?</setup>
		<punchline>Boo-berry pie</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Why don't mummies take vacations?</setup>
		<punchline>They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>What is a mummy's favorite type of music?</setup>
		<punchline>Wrap</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>What is a vampire's favorite holiday?</setup>
		<punchline>Fangs-giving</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>Who is the most famous ghost detective?</setup>
		<punchline>Sherlock Moans</punchline>
	</joke>
	<joke>
		<setup>What do ghosts drink on Halloween?</setup>
		<punchline>Ghoul-Aid</punchline>
	</joke-->
</jokes>
